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Rainbow Road Cocktail

Rainbow Road

Ketel One Vodka, Monin Watermelon and Apricot, Lime Juice, Passionfruit and Rainbows…
£8.00
The Rainbow Road was born in Socio Rehab back in the early 00’s. He said at the time ‘This cocktail paves the road and invites you to paint the rainbows”. It ticks all the boxes for a party starter…colourful, fun and sweet with a generous helping of Ketel One Vodka.
Phil Colins Cocktail

Phil Collins

Tanqueray Gin, Fresh Lemon Juice, Limoncello, Fresh Kiwi, Apple Juice, Whites
£8.00
He’s an easy lover, long sweet, exotic and smooth.  Based loosely on a favourite classic of ours the Tom Collins, Phil boasts a tropical twist that will give you another day in paradise. You can’t hurry love but if you could this could be the catalyst…too many puns?
Cara-Mac Cocktail

Cara-Mac

Cîroc French Vanilla Vodka, Mozart White Chocolate Liqueur, Ice Cream, Vanilla, Caramel
£8.00
A nod to our retro chocolate bar of choice, a dessert in a drink. The story goes when ordering from a vending machine people would always choose the obvious safe chocolate bar brands to go with, Caramacs soon became our sort of cult outsider choice so we decided to pay homage to it in alcoholic liquid form and of course the bar itself!
Northern Zombie Cocktail

Northern Zombie

Appleton White, Appleton Signature Blend Rum, Wray and Nephew Overproof Rum, Velvet Falernum, Fresh Lime, Pineapple Juice, Monin Apricot, Passionfruit, La Fee Absinthe
£9.50
Kuckoo’s variation of the Zombie, designed for the hardened northerner, not for the faint hearted. All things Rum, Tiki and delicious, don’t be fooled however by the tantalising smooth tropical taste, under all that lies a highly potent, balanced concoction of quality rum, absinthe and liqueurs. Originally designed to get you through a hangover but instead causes a zombified state, WARNING: Please drink responsibly and watch out for the fresh air sniper!
Wrecking Ball Cocktail

Wrecking Ball

Tanqueray Gin, Passoa Passionfruit, Monin Mure, Fresh Lemon Juice, Jungle Juices laced with Absinthe
£9.00
Evolved from the infamous Kuckoo Umbongo, this cocktail takes flavour to another level using a citrus lead gin and thirst quenching passionfruit and blackberry liqueurs rounded off with a few lashings of absinthe. Think jungle juices on steroids bursting across your palette…that’s where we’re at!
Ten Dollar Shake Cocktail with Crispy Creme Donut

Ten Dollar Milk Shake

Cîroc French Vanilla Vodka, Mozart White Chocolate, Teichenne Butterscotch, Strawberry Nesquik Milkshake, Fresh Strawberries garnished with a Krispy Kreme Donut.
£10.00
An indulgent guilty pleasure of vanilla, butterscotch and white chocolate mixed with intense strawberry, garnished with a wow moment. This drink takes us back to childhood when the metabolism was faster and sugar tax wasn’t a thing. Get it whilst you can as exchange rates may vary.
Raspberry Beret Cocktail

Raspberry Beret

Luxardo Amaretto, Fresh Raspberries, Monin Framboise, Fresh Lemon Juice, Whites
£8.00
Smooth, Silky, well balanced and definitely not from a second hand store almond, sweet apricot spirit couples perfectly with the tart Fresh Raspberries and French Raspberry liqueur to form a tantalising aperitif worthy of the sex symbols blessing.

The Menu

Kuckoo Cocktails

The cocktails that have made Kuckoo what it is today. Something borrowed, something stolen and something new.

Super Berry Cooler

Tanqueray Gin, Chambord Black Raspberry, Monin Mure and Cassis, Fresh Lemon Juice, Lemonade
£8.00

Strawberry and Rosemary Margarita

El Jimador Blanco, Fresh Strawberries, Rosemary and Lime Juice
£8.00

Cara-Mac

Cîroc French Vanilla Vodka, Mozart White Chocolate Liqueur, Ice Cream, Vanilla, Caramel
£8.00

Ultimate Lemon Meringue Pie

Cîroc French Vanilla Vodka, Tiptree Lemon Curd, Teichenne Butterscotch, Monin Caramel, Vanilla with Fresh Cream, Topped and toasted with Fresh Meringue
£9.00

Kuckoo Kosmo

Ketel One Citroen, Monin Triple Sec, Fresh Lime, Cranberry Juice , Whites
£8.00

Goosnargh Moonshine

Jim Beam Bourbon, Southern Comfort, Monin Apricot, Fresh Lemon Juice shaken up in Jam Jar
£8.00

Ten Dollar Milk Shake

Cîroc French Vanilla Vodka, Mozart White Chocolate, Teichenne Butterscotch, Strawberry Nesquik Milkshake, Fresh Strawberries garnished with a Krispy Kreme Donut.
£10.00

Wrecking Ball

Tanqueray Gin, Passoa Passionfruit, Monin Mure, Fresh Lemon Juice, Jungle Juices laced with Absinthe
£9.00

Fluffed Apple and Pear Sidecar

Xante Pear Cognac, Monin Green Apple, Fresh Lemon Juice, Whites
£8.00

Rainbow Road

Ketel One Vodka, Monin Watermelon and Apricot, Lime Juice, Passionfruit and Rainbows…
£8.00

Pink Lady

Tanqueray Gin, Monin Triple Sec, Pama Pomegranate, Fresh Lemon Juice, Whites
£8.00

Eastern Promise

Choya Sake, Kwai Fe Lychee Liqueur, Fresh Lemon Juice, Monin Passionfruit, Whites
£8.00

Bastardised Classics

The Classics are the backbone of every bar’s cocktail menu. Here we have our own classic drinks that have been fluffed up, funked up and rocked up!

Roasted Red Pepper Margarita

Herradura Reposado, Monin Triple Sec, Fresh Lime, Kuckoo homemade Roasted Red Pepper Syrup
£8.00

Porn ‘N’ Oil

Appleton Rare Blend 12 Year Rum, Velvet Falernum , Angostura Orange Bitters
£9.00

Grande-Motte

Bloomsbury Pastis stirred down with Block Ice and French Mineral Water and a Dash of Fee Brothers Lemon Bitters
£9.00

Un-Bastardised Negroni

Tanqueray Gin, Campari, Belsazar Red Vermouth
£9.00

Jeffrey’s Caipirinha

Velho Barreiro Cachaça, Jeffrey’s Lime, Galangal and Orange Syrup, Fresh Lime
£8.00

Triple Rum Takamaka Daiquiri

Three Takamaka Rums White, Gold and Extra Noir, Fresh Lime Juice balanced with Sugar
£8.00

Bastard Aviation

Tanqueray Gin, Monin Crème du Violette, Fresh Lemon Juice balanced with Sugar and finished with Whites.
£8.00

Kuckoo Kolada

Koko Kanu Coconut Rum, Lychee Liqueur, Fresh Lime Juice, Pineapple and Cream
£9.00

Apple and Mint Collins

Tanqueray Gin, Monin Green Apple Liqueur, Fresh Lemon Juice, Mint and Sugar, Apple Juice
£8.00

Godfather Sour

Makers Mark Bourbon, Luxardo Amaretto, Whites, Fresh Lemon Juice, Sugar
£8.00

Pineapple and Salted Caramel Daiquiri

Appleton Signature Blend Rum, Pineapple and Salted Caramel Reduction, Fresh Lime
£8.00

Lemon Barley Collins

Tanqueray Gin, Fresh Lemon Juice, Kuckoo’s Homemade Barley Cordial, Sugar
£8.00

Rock ‘n Roll

Rock and Roll Cocktails are a journey through the ages. Name all the song connections to the bartender and get a free high five!

Northern Zombie

Appleton White, Appleton Signature Blend Rum, Wray and Nephew Overproof Rum, Velvet Falernum, Fresh Lime, Pineapple Juice, Monin Apricot, Passionfruit, La Fee Absinthe
£9.50

12:51

Appleton Rare Blend 12 Year Rum, Teichenne Butterscotch, Fresh Lemon, Monin Caramel, Whites
£8.00

Dreadlock Hustler

Appleton Signature Blend Rum, Takamaka Spiced, Velho Barreiro, Kahlua, Fresh Lime and Mint topped with Ginger Beer
£8.50

Phil Collins

Tanqueray Gin, Fresh Lemon Juice, Limoncello, Fresh Kiwi, Apple Juice, Whites
£8.00

Crossfire Eagle

Appleton White Rum, Wray and Nephew Overproof Rum, Takamaka Spiced Rum, Fresh Lime Juice, Gauva, Bittermans Tiki Bitters, Grenadine Drizzle
£9.00

Arctic Monkey

Monkey Shoulder Whisky, Monin Strawberry Liqueur, Fresh Lemon Juice, Kuckoo’s own Fox’s Glacier Mint Syrup
£8.50

Sweet Disposition

Tanqueray Gin, Luxardo Limoncello, Fresh Lemon Juice, Tiptree Blackberry Jam, Cranberry, Whites
£8.00

Velvet Snow

Appleton Special Blend Rum, Velvet Falernum, Fresh Lime, Whites
£8.00

Zangwill

Ketel One Botanicals , Peach and Orange Blossom, Fresh Lime and Cranberry
£8.00

Kuckoo Kuchoo

Tanqueray Gin, Monin Green Apple, Strawberries , Fresh Lemon Juice
£8.00

Raspberry Beret

Luxardo Amaretto, Fresh Raspberries, Monin Framboise, Fresh Lemon Juice, Whites
£8.00

Roxanne

Ketel One Grapefruit and Rose Vodka, Fresh Strawberries, Rose Petal Liqueur, Jefferies Rosehip and Yarrow, Lemon Juice
£8.00

Shot to the Heart

Strawberry Derbies

Strawberry and Mint Infused Bourbon
£4.00

Gin’D

Chilled Passion fruit Infused Gin.
£4.00

Slippery Nipple

Luxardo White Sambuca and Baileys. Classic.
£4.00

Jammy Donut

Chambord, Cream* Float and Sugar Rim.
£4.00

Rolo Tequila

Rolo Infused El Jimador Tequila.
£4.00

Danger Zone

Frozen Jagermeister floated on top of Goldschlager Schnapps.
£4.00

Wine & Fizz

Krug

£200.00

Dom Perignon

£180.00

Laurent Perrier Rosé NV

£85.00

Veuve Cliquot Yellow Label NV

£60.00

Taittinger Brut NV

£60.00

Laurent Perrier Brut NV

£50.00

Da Luca (Bottle)

£30.00

Da Luca (Glass)

£6.00

Beers & Softies

Red Bull Sugarfree

£3.00

Red Bull

£3.00

Juices

£2.00

Sodas

£2.00

Alcohol Free Beer

Estrella Free Damm 0%, 330ml
£4.00

Gluten Free Beer

Estrella Daura Damm 5.4%, 330ml
£5.00

Craft Beer

Cloudwater Brew Co – Various ABVs, 500ml
£8.50

Bottled Beers

Estrella Damm/Barcelona 4.6%, Kirin Ichiban/Tokyo 5%, Warsteiner/Warstein 4.8%, 330ml
£4.50

Drinks By Glass

Deconstructed Gin Martini

Virtuous Vodka, Noilly Pratt
£9.00

Gibson 2.0

Devine Gin, Noilly Pratt
£9.00

Rola Cola

Virtuous Vodka, Jeffery’s Original Recipe Tonic Syrup, Fresh Lemon Juice, William Fox’s Cola Syrup, Mrs Better’s Foamer
£9.00

Gimlet vs Margarita

£9.00

Eastern Promise

Choya Sake, Kwai Fe Lychee Liqueur, Fresh Lemon Juice, Monin Passionfruit, Whites
£8.00

Pink Lady

Tanqueray Gin, Monin Triple Sec, Pama Pomegranate, Fresh Lemon Juice, Whites
£8.00

Rainbow Road

Ketel One Vodka, Monin Watermelon and Apricot, Lime Juice, Passionfruit and Rainbows…
£8.00

Fluffed Apple and Pear Sidecar

Xante Pear Cognac, Monin Green Apple, Fresh Lemon Juice, Whites
£8.00

Wrecking Ball

Tanqueray Gin, Passoa Passionfruit, Monin Mure, Fresh Lemon Juice, Jungle Juices laced with Absinthe
£9.00

Ten Dollar Milk Shake

Cîroc French Vanilla Vodka, Mozart White Chocolate, Teichenne Butterscotch, Strawberry Nesquik Milkshake, Fresh Strawberries garnished with a Krispy Kreme Donut.
£10.00

Goosnargh Moonshine

Jim Beam Bourbon, Southern Comfort, Monin Apricot, Fresh Lemon Juice shaken up in Jam Jar
£8.00

Kuckoo Kosmo

Ketel One Citroen, Monin Triple Sec, Fresh Lime, Cranberry Juice , Whites
£8.00

Ultimate Lemon Meringue Pie

Cîroc French Vanilla Vodka, Tiptree Lemon Curd, Teichenne Butterscotch, Monin Caramel, Vanilla with Fresh Cream, Topped and toasted with Fresh Meringue
£9.00

Cara-Mac

Cîroc French Vanilla Vodka, Mozart White Chocolate Liqueur, Ice Cream, Vanilla, Caramel
£8.00

Strawberry and Rosemary Margarita

El Jimador Blanco, Fresh Strawberries, Rosemary and Lime Juice
£8.00

Super Berry Cooler

Tanqueray Gin, Chambord Black Raspberry, Monin Mure and Cassis, Fresh Lemon Juice, Lemonade
£8.00

Lemon Barley Collins

Tanqueray Gin, Fresh Lemon Juice, Kuckoo’s Homemade Barley Cordial, Sugar
£8.00

Pineapple and Salted Caramel Daiquiri

Appleton Signature Blend Rum, Pineapple and Salted Caramel Reduction, Fresh Lime
£8.00

Godfather Sour

Makers Mark Bourbon, Luxardo Amaretto, Whites, Fresh Lemon Juice, Sugar
£8.00

Apple and Mint Collins

Tanqueray Gin, Monin Green Apple Liqueur, Fresh Lemon Juice, Mint and Sugar, Apple Juice
£8.00

Kuckoo Kolada

Koko Kanu Coconut Rum, Lychee Liqueur, Fresh Lime Juice, Pineapple and Cream
£9.00

Bastard Aviation

Tanqueray Gin, Monin Crème du Violette, Fresh Lemon Juice balanced with Sugar and finished with Whites.
£8.00

Triple Rum Takamaka Daiquiri

Three Takamaka Rums White, Gold and Extra Noir, Fresh Lime Juice balanced with Sugar
£8.00

Jeffrey’s Caipirinha

Velho Barreiro Cachaça, Jeffrey’s Lime, Galangal and Orange Syrup, Fresh Lime
£8.00

Un-Bastardised Negroni

Tanqueray Gin, Campari, Belsazar Red Vermouth
£9.00

Grande-Motte

Bloomsbury Pastis stirred down with Block Ice and French Mineral Water and a Dash of Fee Brothers Lemon Bitters
£9.00

Porn ‘N’ Oil

Appleton Rare Blend 12 Year Rum, Velvet Falernum , Angostura Orange Bitters
£9.00

Roasted Red Pepper Margarita

Herradura Reposado, Monin Triple Sec, Fresh Lime, Kuckoo homemade Roasted Red Pepper Syrup
£8.00

Roxanne

Ketel One Grapefruit and Rose Vodka, Fresh Strawberries, Rose Petal Liqueur, Jefferies Rosehip and Yarrow, Lemon Juice
£8.00

Raspberry Beret

Luxardo Amaretto, Fresh Raspberries, Monin Framboise, Fresh Lemon Juice, Whites
£8.00

Kuckoo Kuchoo

Tanqueray Gin, Monin Green Apple, Strawberries , Fresh Lemon Juice
£8.00

Zangwill

Ketel One Botanicals , Peach and Orange Blossom, Fresh Lime and Cranberry
£8.00

Velvet Snow

Appleton Special Blend Rum, Velvet Falernum, Fresh Lime, Whites
£8.00

Sweet Disposition

Tanqueray Gin, Luxardo Limoncello, Fresh Lemon Juice, Tiptree Blackberry Jam, Cranberry, Whites
£8.00

Arctic Monkey

Monkey Shoulder Whisky, Monin Strawberry Liqueur, Fresh Lemon Juice, Kuckoo’s own Fox’s Glacier Mint Syrup
£8.50

Crossfire Eagle

Appleton White Rum, Wray and Nephew Overproof Rum, Takamaka Spiced Rum, Fresh Lime Juice, Gauva, Bittermans Tiki Bitters, Grenadine Drizzle
£9.00

Phil Collins

Tanqueray Gin, Fresh Lemon Juice, Limoncello, Fresh Kiwi, Apple Juice, Whites
£8.00

Dreadlock Hustler

Appleton Signature Blend Rum, Takamaka Spiced, Velho Barreiro, Kahlua, Fresh Lime and Mint topped with Ginger Beer
£8.50

12:51

Appleton Rare Blend 12 Year Rum, Teichenne Butterscotch, Fresh Lemon, Monin Caramel, Whites
£8.00

Northern Zombie

Appleton White, Appleton Signature Blend Rum, Wray and Nephew Overproof Rum, Velvet Falernum, Fresh Lime, Pineapple Juice, Monin Apricot, Passionfruit, La Fee Absinthe
£9.50

Danger Zone

Frozen Jagermeister floated on top of Goldschlager Schnapps.
£4.00

Rolo Tequila

Rolo Infused El Jimador Tequila.
£4.00

Jammy Donut

Chambord, Cream* Float and Sugar Rim.
£4.00

Slippery Nipple

Luxardo White Sambuca and Baileys. Classic.
£4.00

Gin’D

Chilled Passion fruit Infused Gin.
£4.00

Strawberry Derbies

Strawberry and Mint Infused Bourbon
£4.00

Bottled Beers

Estrella Damm/Barcelona 4.6%, Kirin Ichiban/Tokyo 5%, Warsteiner/Warstein 4.8%, 330ml
£4.50

Craft Beer

Cloudwater Brew Co – Various ABVs, 500ml
£8.50

Gluten Free Beer

Estrella Daura Damm 5.4%, 330ml
£5.00

Alcohol Free Beer

Estrella Free Damm 0%, 330ml
£4.00

Da Luca (Glass)

£6.00

Da Luca (Bottle)

£30.00

Laurent Perrier Brut NV

£50.00

Taittinger Brut NV

£60.00

Veuve Cliquot Yellow Label NV

£60.00

Laurent Perrier Rosé NV

£85.00

Dom Perignon

£180.00

Krug

£200.00

Sodas

£2.00

Juices

£2.00

Red Bull

£3.00

Red Bull Sugarfree

£3.00