Our Favourites

Rainbow Road Cocktail

Rainbow Road

Kuckoo Rainbow Vodka, Watermelon, Apricot & Passionfruit, Fresh Lime Juice, Rainbows
£9.50
Kept alive from Socio Rehab circa 2006
Northern Zombie Cocktail

Nuclear Zombie

Appleton Signature Blend , Kingston 62 White Rum, Wray and Nephew Overproof Rum, Green Chartreuse, Fresh Lime Juice, Pineapple Juice, Banana Liqueur, Passionfruit and La Fee Absinthe.
£12.50
As Don the Beachcomber prescribed two per person, too much of a good thing can make you go blind!
Wrecking Ball Cocktail

Wrecking Ball

Tanqueray Gin, Passoa, Monin Mure, Passionfruit, Fresh Lemon Juice, Jungle Juices laced with Absinthe, Evolved from the infamous Kuckoo Umbongo.
£9.50
Evolved from the infamous Kuckoo Umbongo, this cocktail takes flavour to another level using a citrus lead gin and thirst quenching passionfruit and blackberry liqueurs rounded off with a few lashings of absinthe. Think jungle juices on steroids bursting across your palette…that’s where we’re at!
Ten Dollar Shake Cocktail with Crispy Creme Donut

Ten Dollar Milk Shake

Cîroc French Vanilla Vodka, Butterscotch Liqueur, Strawberry Nesquik, Strawberries and Fresh Cream, Garnished with a Krispy Kreme Donut, Exchange rates may vary.
£10.00
An indulgent guilty pleasure of vanilla, butterscotch and white chocolate mixed with intense strawberry, garnished with a wow moment. This drink takes us back to childhood when the metabolism was faster and sugar tax wasn’t a thing. Get it whilst you can as exchange rates may vary.

The Menu

Kuckoo Cocktails

The cocktails that have made Kuckoo what it is today. Something borrowed, something stolen and something new.

Nuclear Zombie

Appleton Signature Blend , Kingston 62 White Rum, Wray and Nephew Overproof Rum, Green Chartreuse, Fresh Lime Juice, Pineapple Juice, Banana Liqueur, Passionfruit and La Fee Absinthe.
£12.50

TikTok Thot

Kuckoo Fruit Salad Vodka, Lychee Liqueur, Pineapple Juice, Strawberry Syrup, Fresh Lemon Juice, Ms Better’s Miraculous Foamer., #kuckoorocks
£9.50

Kuckoo Kafe

El Suēno Tequila, Kahlua Coffee Liqueur, Cold Brew Concentrate, Golden Syrup
£9.50

Ultimate Lemon Meringue Pie

Kuckoo Vanilla Vodka, Butterscotch Liqueur, Fresh Cream, Kuckoo Lemon Curd, Vanilla and Caramel Syrup, Topped with toasted marshmallows
£9.50

Original Sin

El Suēno Tequila, Triple Sec, Fresh Lime Juice, Blueberry Puree & Vanilla Syrup., Waltz into darkness…
£9.00

Disco Baby

Cîroc Apple Vodka, Apple Coulis, Passionfruit Syrup, Absinthe, Fresh Lemon Juice
£9.50

Ten Dollar Milk Shake

Cîroc French Vanilla Vodka, Butterscotch Liqueur, Strawberry Nesquik, Strawberries and Fresh Cream, Garnished with a Krispy Kreme Donut, Exchange rates may vary.
£10.00

Wrecking Ball

Tanqueray Gin, Passoa, Monin Mure, Passionfruit, Fresh Lemon Juice, Jungle Juices laced with Absinthe, Evolved from the infamous Kuckoo Umbongo.
£9.50

South Carolina Sweet Tea

Jim Beam Bourbon, Peach Liqueur, Cold Brew Iced tea, Fresh Lemon Juice, Honey & Mint.
£9.50

Rainbow Road

Kuckoo Rainbow Vodka, Watermelon, Apricot & Passionfruit, Fresh Lime Juice, Rainbows
£9.50

Hubba Bubba

Kingston 62 White Rum, Strawberry Liqueur, Fresh Lime Juice, Bubblegum Syrup, Topped with a Bubblegum Foam., Funbelievabubble!
£9.50

El Camino

Watermelon El Sueño Tequila, Citrus Sorbet, Lychee Liqueur, Fresh Lime Juice, supercharged with Grapefruit Soda.
£9.50

Rocktails

Rock and Roll Cocktails are a journey through the ages. Name all the song connections to the bartender and get a free high five!

Endless Summer

Cîroc French Vanilla Vodka, Mango Sorbet, Passionfruit Syrup, Non Dairy Cream, Fresh Orange Juice, Nostalgia in a glass.
£9.00

Fizz Whizz Swizzle

Kuckoo Rainbow Vodka, Watermelon, Passionfruit, Creme de Banane, Pineapple Juice, Fresh Lemon Juice, and Popping Candy, Say that again after a few of these…
£9.00

Super Berry Cooler

Super Berry Gin, Triple-Berry Jam, Cranberry Juice, Fresh Lemon Juice and Vanilla. A super burst of berry flavour and vitamin C.
£9.00

Bootleg Moonshine

Blackberry Infused Jim Beam Bourbon, Apple Juice, Homemade Apple Coulis, Lemon Juice, Fresh Mint, Bootlegged to you under the cover of darkness.
£9.00

Tutti Frutti

Kuckoo Fruit Salad Vodka, Luxardo Limoncello, Fresh Lemon Juice, Strawberry Cordial
£9.00

Strawberry & Marshmallow Shhhwing

Tanqueray Gin, Limoncello, Strawberry Puree, Fresh Lemon Juice & Strawberry Syrup. Party on Garth…
£9.50

French Kiss

Kuckoo Vanilla Vodka, Framboise, Salted Caramel Juice, Pineapple Juice, Fresh Lemon.
£9.00

Suicide Blonde

Wyborowa Vodka, Peach Liqueur, Sauvignon Blanc, White Grape Juice, Honey, Apple Coulis, Fresh Lemon, Vegan Foamer.
£9.50

Thirst Aid

Tanqueray Gin, Rhubarb Liqueur, Fresh Lemon Juice, Gomme, Black Grape Kool-Aid Injection.
£9.00

Bastard Aviation

Tanqueray Gin, Violet Liqueur, Fresh Lemon Juice, Whipped Whites, Gomme
£9.00

Eastern Promise

Tanqueray Gin, Lychee Liqueur , Apple Juice, Passionfruit, Fresh Lemon Juice, Ms Better’s Miraculous Foamer
£9.00

Java Lava

Jungle Juice Rum, Triple Sec, Fresh Lime Juice, Orgeat Syrup, Orange Bitters.
£9.50

LED-ZEPPELIN

Mothership

Kuckoo Vanilla Vodka, Limoncello, Fresh Pineapple & Lemon Juice, Kiwi Syrup and Cucumber. Taking you to another universe.
£9.50

Going to Cali

Makers Mark Bourbon, Mozart White Chocolate, Peach Schnapps, Fresh Lemon Juice and Caramel. Dusted With Cinnamon. Walkin’ on the beaches, looking at the peaches.
£9.00

Heartbreaker

Appleton Signature Blend, Creme De Banane, Kings Ginger Liqueur, Coconut Creme, Fresh Lime, Orange & Pineapple Juices, with Angostura Bitters. She’s a heartbreaker, hits like a hurricane…
£9.50

Dazed & Confused

Quiquiriqui Mezcal, Date and Fig infused Aperol, Yellow Chartreuse & Lime. “I’m more dazed and confused then naked and famous”.
£10.00

Kashmir

Appleton 12 Year, Kuckoo Brioche & Maple Syrup, Angostura Bitters. Re-Fashioned through kashmir.
£9.50

Misty Mountain Hops

El Suēno Blanco Tequila, Campari, Passion Fruit, Lime, Topped With Schöfferhofer Grapefruit Wheat Beer. The turbo shandy paloma!
£9.50

Bramble On

Kuckoo Super Berry Gin, Freshly Squeezed Lemon Juice, Sugar, with a Blackberry Liqueur Drizzle. I’m going to bramble on…
£9.00

Tangerine

Tanqueray Seville Gin, Aperol, Homemade Orange Marmalade, Hand Pressed Orange Juice, Fresh Lemon Juice & Whites. Living reflections of a dream…
£9.50

Charlie Big Times

Berrini

Kuckoo Super Berry Gin, Blackberries, Vanilla, layered with *Prosecco.
£9.50

Watermelon Aperol Spritz

Aperol, Watermelon and Passionfruit Cordial, topped with Prosecco , and a dash of Soda, Your favourite summertime spritz.
£9.50

Strawberry Mashtini

Ketel One Vodka, Kuckoo Strawberry Syrup, Layered with Prosecco, Deconstructed Strawberry bellini with a kick
£9.50

From the Ritz to the Bubble

Mandarin Napoleon, Pamplemousse Rose, Sugar, topped with Prosecco, Enrobed in sweet orange powder with shimmering gold, What the Mimosa wants to be when it grows up…
£9.50

Eiffel 75

Tanqueray Gin, Blue Curacao, Fresh Lemon, Sugar, topped with Prosecco, Make drinks blue again.
£9.50

Cherry Kola

Kola Cube Liqueur, Cherry Brandy, Dandelion and Burdock Bitters, topped with Prosecco and served in a ‘can’, Life tastes good …
£9.50

Shots

Bootleg Bourbon

Blackberry infused Bourbon.
£4.00

Kola Cube

Homemade Kola Cube Spirit.
£4.50

Tuck-Shop Kamikaze

Kuckoo Fruit Salad Spirit.
£4.50

Jammy Donut

Chambord, Cream* Float and a Sugar Rim.
£4.50

Rolo Tequila

Rolo Infused El Jimador Tequila.
£4.50

Cluster Bomb 2.0

Melonade, El Sueno Tequila, Ting. Bombs away!
£7.00

Wine & Fizz

Wine (Bottle)

House Red/White/Rosé
£20.00

Wine 175ml Glass

House Red/White/Rosé
£5.50

Wine 125ml Glass

House Red/White/Rosé
£5.00

Moët & Chandon Brut Imperial NV

£65.00

Krug NV

£300.00

Dom Perignon NV

£200.00

Laurent Perrier Rosé NV

£100.00

Veuve Cliquot Yellow Label NV

£80.00

Taittinger Brut NV

£70.00

Laurent Perrier Brut NV

£65.00

Prosecco (Bottle)

£30.00

Prosecco (Glass)

£6.50

Beers, Cider & Softies

Red Bull Sugarfree

£3.00

Red Bull

£3.00

Juices

£2.00

Sodas

£2.00

Alcohol Free Beer

Estrella Free Damm 0%, 330ml
£4.50

Gluten Free Beer

Estrella Daura Damm 5.4%, 330ml
£5.00

Bottled Beers

Estrella Damm 4.6% 330ml, Kirin Ichiban 4.6% 330ml, Angelo Poretti 5% 330ml
£5.00

Drinks By Glass

Prosecco (Glass)

£6.50

Sodas

£2.00

Krug NV

£300.00

Dom Perignon NV

£200.00

Laurent Perrier Rosé NV

£100.00

Veuve Cliquot Yellow Label NV

£80.00

Taittinger Brut NV

£70.00

Laurent Perrier Brut NV

£65.00

Prosecco (Bottle)

£30.00

Juices

£2.00

Alcohol Free Beer

Estrella Free Damm 0%, 330ml
£4.50

Gluten Free Beer

Estrella Daura Damm 5.4%, 330ml
£5.00

Bottled Beers

Estrella Damm 4.6% 330ml, Kirin Ichiban 4.6% 330ml, Angelo Poretti 5% 330ml
£5.00

Bootleg Bourbon

Blackberry infused Bourbon.
£4.00

Kola Cube

Homemade Kola Cube Spirit.
£4.50

Tuck-Shop Kamikaze

Kuckoo Fruit Salad Spirit.
£4.50

Jammy Donut

Chambord, Cream* Float and a Sugar Rim.
£4.50

Rolo Tequila

Rolo Infused El Jimador Tequila.
£4.50

Misty Mountain Hops

El Suēno Blanco Tequila, Campari, Passion Fruit, Lime, Topped With Schöfferhofer Grapefruit Wheat Beer. The turbo shandy paloma!
£9.50

Wine (Bottle)

House Red/White/Rosé
£20.00

Wine 175ml Glass

House Red/White/Rosé
£5.50

Wine 125ml Glass

House Red/White/Rosé
£5.00

Mothership

Kuckoo Vanilla Vodka, Limoncello, Fresh Pineapple & Lemon Juice, Kiwi Syrup and Cucumber. Taking you to another universe.
£9.50

Going to Cali

Makers Mark Bourbon, Mozart White Chocolate, Peach Schnapps, Fresh Lemon Juice and Caramel. Dusted With Cinnamon. Walkin’ on the beaches, looking at the peaches.
£9.00

Heartbreaker

Appleton Signature Blend, Creme De Banane, Kings Ginger Liqueur, Coconut Creme, Fresh Lime, Orange & Pineapple Juices, with Angostura Bitters. She’s a heartbreaker, hits like a hurricane…
£9.50

Dazed & Confused

Quiquiriqui Mezcal, Date and Fig infused Aperol, Yellow Chartreuse & Lime. “I’m more dazed and confused then naked and famous”.
£10.00

Kashmir

Appleton 12 Year, Kuckoo Brioche & Maple Syrup, Angostura Bitters. Re-Fashioned through kashmir.
£9.50

Cluster Bomb 2.0

Melonade, El Sueno Tequila, Ting. Bombs away!
£7.00

Bramble On

Kuckoo Super Berry Gin, Freshly Squeezed Lemon Juice, Sugar, with a Blackberry Liqueur Drizzle. I’m going to bramble on…
£9.00

Tangerine

Tanqueray Seville Gin, Aperol, Homemade Orange Marmalade, Hand Pressed Orange Juice, Fresh Lemon Juice & Whites. Living reflections of a dream…
£9.50

Berrini

Kuckoo Super Berry Gin, Blackberries, Vanilla, layered with *Prosecco.
£9.50

Watermelon Aperol Spritz

Aperol, Watermelon and Passionfruit Cordial, topped with Prosecco , and a dash of Soda, Your favourite summertime spritz.
£9.50

Endless Summer

Cîroc French Vanilla Vodka, Mango Sorbet, Passionfruit Syrup, Non Dairy Cream, Fresh Orange Juice, Nostalgia in a glass.
£9.00

Moët & Chandon Brut Imperial NV

£65.00

Red Bull Sugarfree

£3.00

Red Bull

£3.00

Ten Dollar Milk Shake

Cîroc French Vanilla Vodka, Butterscotch Liqueur, Strawberry Nesquik, Strawberries and Fresh Cream, Garnished with a Krispy Kreme Donut, Exchange rates may vary.
£10.00

27 Club

Appleton Rare Blend 12 Year Rum, Butterscotch Liqueur, Whisky Barrel Bitters, Your final nightcap.
£9.50

Wind Cries Bloody Mary

Ketel One Vodka, Smooth Tomato Juice, Tabasco, Fresh Lemon Juice, Hendersons sauce and ‘Kuckoo’ special seasoning, We’ve developed our own spice blend to dial the flavour up to 11…
£9.00

Woodstock Whiskey Barrel

Southern Comfort, Rhubarb and Vanilla Liqueur, Fresh Lemon Juice and Whipped Whites, A barrelful of peace and love…
£8.50

TikTok Thot

Kuckoo Fruit Salad Vodka, Lychee Liqueur, Pineapple Juice, Strawberry Syrup, Fresh Lemon Juice, Ms Better’s Miraculous Foamer., #kuckoorocks
£9.50

Kuckoo Kafe

El Suēno Tequila, Kahlua Coffee Liqueur, Cold Brew Concentrate, Golden Syrup
£9.50

Ultimate Lemon Meringue Pie

Kuckoo Vanilla Vodka, Butterscotch Liqueur, Fresh Cream, Kuckoo Lemon Curd, Vanilla and Caramel Syrup, Topped with toasted marshmallows
£9.50

Original Sin

El Suēno Tequila, Triple Sec, Fresh Lime Juice, Blueberry Puree & Vanilla Syrup., Waltz into darkness…
£9.00

Disco Baby

Cîroc Apple Vodka, Apple Coulis, Passionfruit Syrup, Absinthe, Fresh Lemon Juice
£9.50

Voodoo Child

Takamaka Spiced Rum, Amaretto, Blueberries, Fresh Lime, Vanilla Syrup, Embrace the power of voodoo…
£8.50

Wrecking Ball

Tanqueray Gin, Passoa, Monin Mure, Passionfruit, Fresh Lemon Juice, Jungle Juices laced with Absinthe, Evolved from the infamous Kuckoo Umbongo.
£9.50

South Carolina Sweet Tea

Jim Beam Bourbon, Peach Liqueur, Cold Brew Iced tea, Fresh Lemon Juice, Honey & Mint.
£9.50

Rainbow Road

Kuckoo Rainbow Vodka, Watermelon, Apricot & Passionfruit, Fresh Lime Juice, Rainbows
£9.50

Hubba Bubba

Kingston 62 White Rum, Strawberry Liqueur, Fresh Lime Juice, Bubblegum Syrup, Topped with a Bubblegum Foam., Funbelievabubble!
£9.50

El Camino

Watermelon El Sueño Tequila, Citrus Sorbet, Lychee Liqueur, Fresh Lime Juice, supercharged with Grapefruit Soda.
£9.50

Strawberry Mashtini

Ketel One Vodka, Kuckoo Strawberry Syrup, Layered with Prosecco, Deconstructed Strawberry bellini with a kick
£9.50

From the Ritz to the Bubble

Mandarin Napoleon, Pamplemousse Rose, Sugar, topped with Prosecco, Enrobed in sweet orange powder with shimmering gold, What the Mimosa wants to be when it grows up…
£9.50

Eiffel 75

Tanqueray Gin, Blue Curacao, Fresh Lemon, Sugar, topped with Prosecco, Make drinks blue again.
£9.50

Thirst Aid

Tanqueray Gin, Rhubarb Liqueur, Fresh Lemon Juice, Gomme, Black Grape Kool-Aid Injection.
£9.00

Nuclear Zombie

Appleton Signature Blend , Kingston 62 White Rum, Wray and Nephew Overproof Rum, Green Chartreuse, Fresh Lime Juice, Pineapple Juice, Banana Liqueur, Passionfruit and La Fee Absinthe.
£12.50

Fizz Whizz Swizzle

Kuckoo Rainbow Vodka, Watermelon, Passionfruit, Creme de Banane, Pineapple Juice, Fresh Lemon Juice, and Popping Candy, Say that again after a few of these…
£9.00

Super Berry Cooler

Super Berry Gin, Triple-Berry Jam, Cranberry Juice, Fresh Lemon Juice and Vanilla. A super burst of berry flavour and vitamin C.
£9.00

Bootleg Moonshine

Blackberry Infused Jim Beam Bourbon, Apple Juice, Homemade Apple Coulis, Lemon Juice, Fresh Mint, Bootlegged to you under the cover of darkness.
£9.00

Tutti Frutti

Kuckoo Fruit Salad Vodka, Luxardo Limoncello, Fresh Lemon Juice, Strawberry Cordial
£9.00

Strawberry & Marshmallow Shhhwing

Tanqueray Gin, Limoncello, Strawberry Puree, Fresh Lemon Juice & Strawberry Syrup. Party on Garth…
£9.50

French Kiss

Kuckoo Vanilla Vodka, Framboise, Salted Caramel Juice, Pineapple Juice, Fresh Lemon.
£9.00

Suicide Blonde

Wyborowa Vodka, Peach Liqueur, Sauvignon Blanc, White Grape Juice, Honey, Apple Coulis, Fresh Lemon, Vegan Foamer.
£9.50

Cherry Kola

Kola Cube Liqueur, Cherry Brandy, Dandelion and Burdock Bitters, topped with Prosecco and served in a ‘can’, Life tastes good …
£9.50

Bastard Aviation

Tanqueray Gin, Violet Liqueur, Fresh Lemon Juice, Whipped Whites, Gomme
£9.00

Eastern Promise

Tanqueray Gin, Lychee Liqueur , Apple Juice, Passionfruit, Fresh Lemon Juice, Ms Better’s Miraculous Foamer
£9.00

Java Lava

Jungle Juice Rum, Triple Sec, Fresh Lime Juice, Orgeat Syrup, Orange Bitters.
£9.50

Electric Ladyland

Tanqueray Gin, Blue Curacao, Limoncello, Cloudy Apple Juice, Kiwi, Fresh Lemon, Whites, Turn me on…
£8.50

Purple Haze

Tanqueray Gin, Framboise, Cassis, Fraise, Cranberry Juice, Lemon Juice, Purple haze all in your brain…
£8.50

Foxy Lady

Makers Mark , Fox’s Glacier Mint Gomme, Fresh Strawberries, Kuckoo Strawberry Coulis, Citrus, A cute little heartbreaker, a sweet little lovemaker, she’s foxy!
£9.00

Ezy Rider

Koko Kanu Coconut Rum, Coco Pops infused Coconut Cream, Creme de Banane, Pineapple Juice, Fresh Lime, Caramel, Served in a coconut.
£9.50

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